I sold a cheap car a couple of days ago. I thought you'd like to know how the bargaining went when the guy came round to look at it:

Potential Buyer: "How much will you take?"

Me: "£500 should do it."

PB: "How about £450?"

Me: "Nope, sorry."

PB: "I'll toss you for it."

Me: "Pardon?"

PB: "I'll toss you for it."

Me: "I don't understand."

PB: "We flip a coin, if I win I get the car for £450, if you win then I'll give you £500."

Me: "I've never heard that one before."

PB: "It's a great idea."

Me: "£475 if you never use that technique again on anyone as it's not a proper bargaining tool."

PB: "Deal."