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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:19:15 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Blog Standard</title><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/</link><description>Celebrating the automotive world... by poking fun at it</description><lastBuildDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:42:19 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>Each to their hone</title><category>"valve cover" racing</category><category>random</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:41:10 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/3/12/each-to-their-hone.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6988630</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Valve cover racing. What the...? It's actually quite cool, <a href="http://www.britishv8.org/Articles/2008-ValveCoverRacing.htm" target="_blank">look see...</a></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6988630.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Up Date</title><category>730i</category><category>740i</category><category>limo</category><category>lpg</category><category>v8</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:10:39 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/3/10/up-date.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6967587</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Just in case you were wondering (what do you mean you weren't...?), I don't own a V8 limo on LPG. Or a Cinquecento. Which is probably a good thing. It is only a matter of time though...</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6967587.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>5 o'clock funnies</title><category>complaint</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:22:26 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/3/8/5-oclock-funnies.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6946276</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Like funny complaint letters? They don't come much better than <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html" target="_blank">this site...</a></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6946276.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Racking up miles and tracking giving smiles</title><category>BMW</category><category>cinquecento</category><category>e30</category><category>e36</category><category>lpg</category><category>m60</category><category>m62</category><category>motorways</category><category>mpg</category><category>v8</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:53:30 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/3/8/racking-up-miles-and-tracking-giving-smiles.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6945720</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>There's not been much going on in here recently... So, in the style of a normal blog where people tell you what they have been up to for no apparent reason, here is a run down of some random car based goings on from this week.</p>
<p>I've basically been racking up miles across the country like a demented yoyo for the last few days. An early start on Thursday for a trip to Sheffield and back was followed by a comically early start (4:30am with no milk for tea, crikey) on Friday for a day out to Cadwell Park.<br />After just enough time for a rest on Saturday morning, I was back on the road to Manchester, the combined total including track pounding being something silly like 1300 miles in three days.</p>
<p>Highlights of the road included a Subaru SVX wafting along (bloody cool), a fully laden Jaguar XJS Eventer (a rare estate version in case you were wondering) cruising around South Manchester as if it was a Volvo 240GL, and seeing a BMW E60 M5 giving it all 500bhp from standstill to about 75mph. The grin on the (50 odd year old) driver's face when he passed was even bigger than the size of the wagon ruts on the M62.<br />Since we're on the subject of motorways, let's talk about the M60. I am definitely going to nominate it for the worst in the UK for driving standards. Maybe it was just that all the other drivers had geiger counters and the inside lane was actually emitting huge levels of radiation or syphalis or something. Or maybe it was just that nobody (literally not one person) could be arsed to use it except me.<br />Oh yeah, and to top it all off, on the one time I travel there this year they just happened to be holding the National Tailgating Championships at the same time, how hugely inconvenient.</p>
<p>Rant over. On the plus side, Cadwell Park remains one of my favourite places in the world and the E30 proved remarkably fun and reliable once again considering it is a budget track car, taking as much abuse as I could throw at it without so much as a hint of brake fade.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the LPG'd E36 daily is also making me smile, soaking up the other two trips with ease and the equivalent of over 55mpg - not bad considering the relative size and comfort on offer (ie. it is not a little 106 diesel turd). Unfortunately, due to the prevalence of stupidity contained within me, I've been having one of those 7 Series weeks. I found a bloke in Blackpool willing to swap his immaculate brown '94 740i for the E36. Since both are worth &pound;1200 at the very most it seemed like an exciting deal. Until I though about the realistic prospect of a four litre V8 and about 20mpg.&nbsp;Solution? Well, obviously I've found an LPG'd 730i. It is still a V8 limo but joyfully sensible in comparison. Watch this space tomorrow to see if I actually end up doing the dirty.&nbsp;</p>
<p>I'm not BMW obsessed by the way, just getting a few out of my system this year. Also, has anyone noticed how cheap Cinquecento Sportings are these days? Great little funboxes, I was watching one on the 'bay last week, grey with 10 months MOT, 2 months tax and nothing really wrong with it apart from a broken rear light lense and cracked bumper. The sale price? &pound;275. The consequence? I'm now watching all the others in auctions.&nbsp;<br />It would be the perfect accompaniment to a 7 Series for nipping around town. If both were possible for the value of the E36 I'd be a happy man indeed. A stupid one, but a happy one.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6945720.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Charity Starts in a 350Z</title><category>"spa circuit"</category><category>"spa francochamp"</category><category>350z</category><category>charity</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:47:15 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/3/2/charity-starts-in-a-350z.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6887113</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Just a quick note to bring attention to a good cause:</p>
<p>WIN a years free subscription to Practical Performance Car, Evo, and Banzai Magazines by sponsoring the folks from <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.chelfing.com/" target="_blank">Chelfing Automotive</a></span>. All you have to do is guess their laptime around Spa with a donation of your choice and you could win more monthly reading than you could ever imagine!</p>
<p>Enter <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.justgiving.com/guessthelaptime" target="_blank">here</a></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6887113.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Bob Slayer</title><category>"winter olympics"</category><category>bobsleigh</category><category>dangerous</category><category>jalopnik</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:32:16 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/3/2/bob-slayer.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6886852</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>With all this talk of the winter Olympics, anyone would think that it was something new...</p>
<p>Check out <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://jalopnik.com/5480947/" target="_blank">this</a></span> video clip from Jalopnik to see how they did bobsleigh in the past. It looks like extremely good fun.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6886852.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>On the face of it...</title><category>"road surface"</category><category>mira</category><category>potholes</category><category>sheffield</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:16:29 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/3/1/on-the-face-of-it.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6873806</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>CAR MANUFACTURERS: Money saving tip; Instead of testing at MIRA or other such test tracks with deliberately rutted surfaces, just go to Sheffield and drive about in the city.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6873806.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>La da da</title><category>crazy</category><category>lada</category><category>modified</category><category>offroad</category><category>russia</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 18:46:07 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/2/24/la-da-da.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6819599</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>How about <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href=" http://englishrussia.com/?p=9642" target="_blank">this</a></span>&nbsp;as a novel solution for getting about in the snow?</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6819599.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Flip Mode l</title><category>"badly modified"</category><category>"crap kit car"</category><category>"flip tone paint"</category><category>"kit car"</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:10:11 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/2/22/flip-mode-l.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6790639</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Is this the most bizarre kit car you have ever seen? I'm sure cars of the era it is styled upon didn't have flip colour paint or steering wheels like that....</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://pistonheads.com/sales/1350314.htm" target="_blank">Yum</a></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6790639.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>If the truth be told...</title><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:59:31 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/2/19/if-the-truth-be-told.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6758710</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, who buys a magazine with such ridiculous cover stories as <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://twitpic.com/13x59c" target="_blank">this?&nbsp;</a></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6758710.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Taking a stance</title><category>"cool wheels"</category><category>"euro look"</category><category>"polished rims"</category><category>lowered</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:45:49 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/2/19/taking-a-stance.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6754739</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Like subtle modified cars and count yourself as a bit of a wheel whore? Then this is the forum you need to be hanging around on. I bloody love it.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.stanceworks.com/forums/index.php" target="_blank">Stanceworks.</a></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6754739.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>No-One-Flaw</title><category>911</category><category>914</category><category>custom</category><category>modified</category><category>porsche</category><category>v8</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:06:44 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/2/17/no-one-flaw.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6724758</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://jalopnik.com/5473208/" target="_blank">This</a></span> is rather cool indeed. Everybody needs a car that 99% of the population haven't heard of, especially one that has been converted with a V8.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6724758.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Body Shop</title><category>"engine conversion"</category><category>american</category><category>gallardo</category><category>lambo</category><category>lamborghini</category><category>mustang</category><category>v10</category><category>v8</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:28:27 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/2/10/body-shop.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6641886</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>It's been a bit quiet on here over the last few days as I've been away...</p>
<p>So to kick things off again, how about this for more money than sense in a custom project. I thought it was vaguely acceptable until I saw the rear end.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.jameslist.com/advert/75025/for-sale-lamborghini-gallardo#all_images" target="_blank">Here.</a></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6641886.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>It's Chico Time! Oh no, I mean Nico.</title><category>"formula 1"</category><category>"grand prix"</category><category>"nico rosberg"</category><category>f1</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:59:04 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/2/10/its-chico-time-oh-no-i-mean-nico.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6637934</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>The single most ridiculous website for a person in the public eye that I have ever seen. Complete and utter drivel from the man with F1's most 90s&nbsp;boybandish hair. What a tart.</p>
<p>'Experience his journey' here: <a title="http://www.nicorosberg.com/" href="http://www.nicorosberg.com/" target="_blank">www.nicorosberg.com</a></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6637934.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Does it have a hydraulic handbrake?</title><category>"delta integrale"</category><category>"stretched limo"</category><category>lancia</category><category>pointless</category><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:20:47 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/2010/2/10/does-it-have-a-hydraulic-handbrake.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">298715:3072975:6636050</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>If I <em>really</em> <em>had</em> to be transported in a stretched limo (fingers crossed it will never happen for reasons of taste).... I think this would get the nod:</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://twitpic.com/12d6rg" target="_blank">Lancia...</a></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.thecardisco.com/blog-standard/rss-comments-entry-6636050.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>