Where can you get 71mpg for as little as £340 taxed and tested?

Answer: In the first auction from thecardisco. Yes, due to rather slack regulations I have actually been allowed to have an ebay account which lets me ramble on about inane rubbish for page after page.
The car in question is a Peugeot 106. It has a definite few, erm, quirks but it does sort of work and has been a bit of an eco project with a difference (the difference being that I got bored quickly).

Read all about it here.
Oh, and please feel free to ask questions...