Since it is that time of year again where it becomes socially acceptable to attach poor stickers to expensive cars (ie. Gumball time), I thought it may be a good opportunity to bring these photos out of the tasteless closet, hidden under my proverbial purple velour hat.

Yes it is a Phantom, yes that is a gold-leaf style wrap, and yes the finish has more texture to it than the faeces of an Alsatian living in the KP Nuts factory. If the person who did the paint p.d.i. on that car could see it now I suspect they might just be tying lead weights to their shoes.