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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:18:17 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/"><rss:title>Disco Tech</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/</rss:link><rss:description>Celebrating the automotive world... by poking fun at it</rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-03-12T15:18:17Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/3/10/step-up-step-up.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/3/2/superman.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/3/1/meh.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/25/hi-ghly-lax-maintenance.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/19/general-glee.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/19/like-washing-up-a-gravy-jug.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/11/nascarnt.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/11/stoppie-van-style.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/10/fireworks-night.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/10/skill-or-luck.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/3/10/step-up-step-up.html"><rss:title>Step up step up...</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/3/10/step-up-step-up.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-10T13:17:35Z</dc:date><dc:subject>"ken block" "travis pastrana" crazy jump motorcross stunt</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More bike stupidity. I have been meaning to post this for a while as it didn't get the same sort of publicity that the Pastrami bloke did after the last New Years Eve...&nbsp;</p>
<p><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MLejkyXbJlc&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MLejkyXbJlc&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/3/2/superman.html"><rss:title>Superman</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/3/2/superman.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-02T18:37:39Z</dc:date><dc:subject>bike idiot india motorbike</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mate, you're a plonker.</p>
<p><object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/2fa_1267325983"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/2fa_1267325983" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/3/1/meh.html"><rss:title>Meh</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/3/1/meh.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-03-01T23:23:56Z</dc:date><dc:subject>"car adverts" audi bmw</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even large corporations can still take the piss from time to time...</p>
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<p>From Twitter via <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://flatin6th.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Flat in 6th</a></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/25/hi-ghly-lax-maintenance.html"><rss:title>Hi-ghly Lax Maintenance</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/25/hi-ghly-lax-maintenance.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-25T17:58:00Z</dc:date><dc:subject>"brake discs" "hi lux" toyota</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forget the red shed on Top Gear, here is a Toyota Hi Lux that really has had a hard life with little maintenance. Instead of&nbsp;popping a caliper piston or collapsing a disc, the brakes just carried on wearing steadily until the iron was a mere 1mm thick. Yes, really....</p>
<p>More photos and info <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.rhel.co.uk/workshop/yota/yota.htm" target="_blank">here.</a></span></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.thecardisco.com/storage/waferthin.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267120994527" alt="" /></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 448px;">Maybe the brake pedal became stuck down? Oh, wait...</span></span><br /></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/19/general-glee.html"><rss:title>General Glee</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/19/general-glee.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-19T19:02:51Z</dc:date><dc:subject>"dukes of hazard" "fiat 500" "general lee"</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is mildly ironic... But that doesn't make me want it any less.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.thecardisco.com/storage/500muscle.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266606148924" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/19/like-washing-up-a-gravy-jug.html"><rss:title>Like washing up a gravy jug.</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/19/like-washing-up-a-gravy-jug.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-19T16:41:06Z</dc:date><dc:subject>"oil change" bmw knackered neglect service</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This, it seems, is the result of travelling approximately 60k miles in your newish BMW without an oil change:</p>
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<p>Full story and more photos <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1281659" target="_blank">here.</a></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/11/nascarnt.html"><rss:title>Nascarn't</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/11/nascarnt.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-11T17:09:57Z</dc:date><dc:subject>"daytona 500" "the onion" nascar racing</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did anyone catch any of the Daytona 500 at the weekend? I saw about 15 minutes of it, mostly taken up by a break for them to repair the track surface. As exciting as the racing was, this clip from The Onion sums it up pretty concisely...</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bG2OcW_Hwkg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bG2OcW_Hwkg&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/11/stoppie-van-style.html"><rss:title>Stoppie, van style.</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/11/stoppie-van-style.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-11T16:53:01Z</dc:date><dc:subject>crazy endo stoppie stoppy stunt van</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always knew it would be possible. Excellent work you crazy-ass driver.</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dUuhjYaK9EM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dUuhjYaK9EM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/10/fireworks-night.html"><rss:title>Fireworks Night</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.thecardisco.com/disco-tech/2010/2/10/fireworks-night.html</rss:link><dc:creator>The Car Disco</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-10T21:27:33Z</dc:date><dc:subject>"blown up" "engine fail" "engine failure" "tractor pulling" "big power" fail</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now this is what I call an engine failure. The driver is lucky not to get hit on his bonce, not something that happens very often...</p>
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